now this is REAL news …

According to the Rocky Mountain News, a Denver man will finally provide the proof that space aliens are real!

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

Jeff Peckman, who is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind, said the video is authentic and convinced him that aliens exist.

“As impressive as it is, it’s still one tiny portion in the context of a vast amount of peripheral evidence,” he said Wednesday. “It’s really the final visual confirmation of what you already know to be true having seen all the other evidence.”

lmao..now this is real news. Forget the primaries, forget the occupation of Iraq, and forget the economy or the rising fuel prices, we are finally getting to the truth of things, that Space Aliens do exist! Ha to all of you that laughed at my conspiracy theories! I can back up all my theories with websites on the net. If it is written and looks formal, it must be true, like weapons of mass destruction in Iraq or Hillary winning the general election.

I found this little gem in the reader’s comments section,

The Aliens lands near Washington DC – the little gray green eyed being speaks perfectly and asks the first person he sees to take him/her to our leader.
They take the alien to meet Pres. Bush, the meeting is over in only a few minutes. The alien then returns to his space ship and says to his leader:
“No worries, there is no life on intelligent life on this little planet, go ahead and destroy it.”